563 Rutledge: 01/01/2005

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Cool link of the day can be found by clicking here . Neat dictionary of cockney slang and dirty words for your next trip to london.

Spent last night out here at Bert's bar with a few friends, seeing Triple Lindy and drinking PBR - awesome time. Nothing like hippies dancing to bluegrass. Sara bailed, but we had a good time anyway. No awesome links today, I feel like crap and my throat is sore - send medical donations via paypal.
- DC

Below are two photos from the house that we are currently working on for these guys and the trim turned out incredible. Enjoy, and feel free to contact me if you want this kind of stuff for your house. Be forewarned that the trim alone in this house (4000 square feet) was 30 grand for the contractor.

105 I'onsborough

Try to use at LEAST one of these in a conversation tonight

Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning
submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to
supply alternate meanings for common words. The winners are:

1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have
gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4 Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent mindedly
answer the door in your nightgown.

7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run
over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

5. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when
you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by
Jewish men.

The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take
any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing
one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's

winners:

1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign
of breaking down in the near future.

2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.

3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.

6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.

8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

9. Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like,
a serious bummer.

10 Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.

11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.

12 Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem
smarter when they come at you rapidly.

13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.

14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the
fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:

16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Why Crack is Awesome

I love crack and crackheads - who would want to spend their sunday doing fun things - I personally, would much rather clean the broken glass out of my truck seats where some jackass decided to smash it. Pic (self explanatory) included rusty pipe used to break into truck. thanks to these guys they didn't get anything valuable except my XM controller and my winch remote.

gotta love the nnnnnnnnneighbors around here. if anyone wants to help, click here and buy me one. and if i find this guy, I am going to lock him in a room with a yeti on PCP, and come back in three days. RRRRRRRRGGHHH!

Ahhh, Saturday - 34 miles over the island on the bike this morning, and shem creek seafood lunch. Gotta love it. Waldo is in town, and he and I spent the afternoon looking at house with Mark. good stuff. going to the charleston comedy festival tonight with a few folks here - should be a good time. Will be sure to blog it.

Why I left Mississippi

Holy Bejesus - this is the best thing ever. If I can find that asshole "scottypeepers@yahoo.com"'s address, he is getting one fo sho'
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Below is 22 Orr's Court - my own little crackshack in the ghetto. I signed the final contract on it today, and should have the deal in place by tomorrow. It took long enough, but I think this might be the one - I am hoping to close by april, as it is getting out of a suit to quiet title, and should be done around then. Once i get that done, I want one of these dogs, a new wetsuit, and a fishing pole. Still waiting for donations to the crackshack fund. Click here to donate. (dcraw6782@aol.com) your initials will be carved on any building supplies you help buy, and will be preserved in the house for all eternity. I swear. really.

22 Orrs Court

So I might have actually pulled off buying a house. I got a call from the realtor today, and think I got a house for 57K. Buying it is not going to be a problem, but fixing it will present a unique challenge - I'm young and starving and need to buy lumber, paint and cinderblocks. Click here or here for donation ideas to the "darwin delapidated crackshack repair fund"
Pictures to come later, and rest assured, the renovations will be fully documented and blogged to the nth degree.
Dad (inside story for those on the know) is out of the woods and doing well. Thank you to everyone and anyone (especially Daniel) who helped out. That included the nurse who got me the orange juice friday evening.
damn, its cold here.

New job, working here otherwise known as "milfville". doing trim and cabinet work in million dollar homes. pretty fun, VERY educational, and for now, it pays the bills. Still trying to buy a little house - negotiating back and forth with the buyer. Going out of town for the weekend, more when I get back. click here to be entertained. Police siren in the background, gotta go.

Mt. Pleasant wackjob

True story. I went to running speed workshop today with my buddy steve. After getting my ass run into the ground from 400 meter intervals, there was a bit of standing around. One of those randoms that seem to hang around to talk at people came up to me, and started talking about bikes. standard. we then started talking about dogs and bikes - he told me that you could "just take your bike and hit the dog with it". hmmm OK - then - I swear he had a straigt face - he told me that he hit a GUY'S CAR with his bike after the guy came too close at a stoplight. He then described the gash that a chainring will leave in an SUV. and he (wackjob) looks like colin quinn, and acts like Tweak. I attract these types somehow. God help me.

jackass email of the week

I got this email today from some jackass (scottypeepers@yahoo.com), the subject line read "fool, dis B a thrat". if anyone knows this dude, please do this to him for me.

bow down 2 Da Peepsta or he will gat yo ass. Dat
letter yo white ass sent out fo Krismiss angered me
cuz doz homies U dissed is my comrades. U will pay
when Da Pepesta comes 2 yo hovel on Market screet on
January 15th an shows U some steel. Recognize who I B
an apologize 2 yo neybuz fo I emerge from da alleys an
cramp yo home improvemnet style. Werd.

=====
Yo yo yo
Da Peepsta in da house
Gonna rock yo werld
Gonna still yo gerrl
I'm da man wit da masta plan
Step off beeeyotch

What a putz........

this is what I would like to do to the jackass who cut me off the other day. Tourons.

jesus - this is one of the best detonation shots I have ever seen. Not for the weak of stomach. click with caution

Brits. Amazing.

Sooo, yesterday was a whipping, but I learned a ton. I spent some of the morning on ebay listing a few more of my items and then had to go meet the better half at Lowes to pick out tile for her bathroom. After which I got a job, and then went down to the county building to find local foreclosure properties with Mark.

I then went to look at houses, and think i found a beater to fix up. (sorry no pix as of yet). I discovered from the real estate agent that the house had title problems.

Off to the probate court and the RMC to find out what was the matter.

After all this, I felt like this but had to go do more cost stuff on the house.

hit the gym, read some of this book (which is awesome by the way) and then passed out. I am still tired the next day.
damn.

Insane ebay item ripoff of the day can be found here
At least the picture dosen't sketch me out..........

Mark, Bmont, Kennnedy.jpg

So, after college (ha) i spent some time working for this guy above, building the house you see in the background. very manly work.

Below is Me and Sara out at the Morris Island lighthouse - if you haven't been, you should check it out. Awesome scenery, deserted, etc, etc.

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Damn, that is a cool picture. Morris Island lighthouse hat, (0$) anyone who wants a tour should drop me an email. I know a really hot tour guide.

lookout.jpg

Dad&me Bike
Originally uploaded by dcraw6782.

Me and Dad - post bike ride. notice all the sweet biker gear. for those random blog surfers, thats me in the reflective vest.

2 January, 2005
Another awesome ride, courtesy of the sweet weather around here. Today is a balmy 60something degrees, and the views were spectacular.
cool website for the nerd in you can be found here and will explain sweet words such as touron. Enjoy

DSCN0533

DSCN0533
Originally uploaded by dcraw6782.

New Cooper river bridge - as seen from sullivan's Island, SC

Folly1

Folly1
Originally uploaded by dcraw6782.

after suffering through a post-bar bike ride with the local club, I was hit by the desire to sleep somewhere cool, so I went out to Folly this afternoon to catch a nap, stare at the waves, and veg out. This is what i woke up to

First Photo

Ok, i think i have this down. 10 bucks to anyone (besides sara )who can guess what this photo is.

ahh, yes, having girls around is good.

New Years

Ok, learning the ins and outs of blogging. Photos are currently uploading, and I will figure out a way to get them on here.

So, some background - since most of the people reading this probably know me, here it is in a nutshell.

Just sold my half of my first business, which Bob and I started with the ebay cab. Bob now owns the company, and it is managed by Josh, a friend of his.

Houses: dear god, this is the most frustrating thing I have ever done. As anyone who lives around good ol' Chas knows, the real estate market is fierce as a school of pirhanas in springtime. Houses here are expensive, and plagued by title problems and legal disputes. Many of the houses here have been handed down through generations with no legal documentation, and the probate process is over a year long.

the latest house that I lost was 381 square feet, yes, you read that right, and was listed for 65 thousand dollars. you can also buy crack around the corner. Jesus.

1 January, 2005

New Years Day, 2005
Sooo, decided to try a blog for the new years.
First entry - 32 miles on the bike this morning, fueled by cheap vodka and rebull, with recoveries by Andre champagne. I didn't win the sprints.
Spent my first new years in Charleston at this bar, seeing these guys.

Because Waldo is a bitch, he didn't come up here, but we had a good time anyway.
Evidence of this can be found as soon as I can figure out how the hell to post pictures on this stupid web log.

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Friday, January 28, 2005

105 I'onsborough

105 I'onsborough

Try to use at LEAST one of these in a conversation tonight

Sunday, January 23, 2005

Why Crack is Awesome

Saturday, January 22, 2005

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Why I left Mississippi

Tuesday, January 18, 2005

22 Orrs Court

Monday, January 17, 2005

Thursday, January 13, 2005

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Mt. Pleasant wackjob

Saturday, January 08, 2005

jackass email of the week

Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Mark, Bmont, Kennnedy.jpg

Sunday, January 02, 2005

DSCN0554.jpg

lookout.jpg

DSCN0533

Saturday, January 01, 2005

Folly1

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New Years

1 January, 2005

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