Funny bachelor thoughts:
I know most people think bachelors are sloppy, nasty, and generally lazy people until they get married and whipped into shape. they are right. Today, (my nasty bachelor act of today) I was dining on my usual diet of crackers and peanut butter, washed down with a shake made in a glass, when I dropped a cracker loaded with peanut butter on the floor. Instead of walking all the way to the other side of the kitchen (around 10 feet), I just took off my shirt, used it to get the peanut butter off the floor, and threw the shirt into the laundry hamper because i didn't want to leave the crackers and peanut butter for the 17.5 seconds it would take to get the paper towels from across the kitchen.
posted by - DC @ 27.4.05
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