so after a trip to the gym to let off some steam and deal with the gay guys, I see this car with this insane logo on the side. if i would only have had the camera. gotta love the language on that website.
New business: financial planning. just call me and i will sett you up with a bare-bones investment account with a major broker. here's how it will work. You, being the busy person that you are, will email me at darwin.crawford@gmail.com to let me know you want me to help you. I will take $500 of your money, and your sorry ass down here or the institution of your choice, and we will set up the following system for you. I do the legwork, and you sign a couple of things for me. every time you get your paycheck/direct deposit, 10% will be automatically deducted, and sent to your investment/IRA account. from there, it will be used on in the dollar cost averaging method of investing, and will be out of your grubby paws tto spend. I charge $100 for this service, paid to me at $2 a month for 50 months. i would like a clientele of 50 people or so.
why would you pay me for this? because you are too busy/lazy/dumb/not self disciplined enough to go set it up. once its in place, you are on track to get rich one day, but you have to pay me to help you get rich. sorrry, i gotta eat too.
what stock/bond/mutual funds is up to you, but i suggest something that has a dividend, and is scaled for long term growth. look 'em up here
i'm out.
- DC
posted by - DC @ 9.6.05
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